Russell: “Why do people wear glasses?”
Me: “Because some people have to.”
Russell: “Because they have eye earfections?”
Me: “Eye ear..wha?”
Russell: “If you have an fection, the Dr, takes out your eye, cleans it out and puts it back. Then you haveta wear glasses.”
Me: “Um, eww. Sometimes people have bad eyesight. It helps them read.”
Russell: “So if you read and wear glasses, you’re smart.”
Me: “It can help you get smart.”
Russell: “I don’t need no glasses to get smart. I already am.”
Yes, Russell, you already are.
I heart that kid.